What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy